Delete Everything Podcast

In this week's episode, what if we told you that beating up authorities, giving drugs to children, holding people at gunpoint, and using the United States Postal Service to ship humans could all be acts of incredible bravery? That's right! Things aren't always black and white, so pour yourself a shot of crappy, flavored rum and explore some shades of gray with us. 

In this week's episode, Riley continues walking on eggshells while discussing more of the history of American chattel slavery in the shadow of a growing abolition movement and Patrick takes too much cough syrup and fails his attempts to make up coded slave hymnals designed to pass along instructions for a revolt. Our second chapter of this two-part series has arrived, and we've solved racism... AGAIN!

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley try to maintain a solemn tone while discussing one of the more difficult topics in our history. We hope you find our ignorance charming and our jokes tasteful as we examine the history of chattel slavery and the beginnings of slave revolts and escapes in our first chapter of this two-part series. 

In this week's episode, the guys sift through 35 years of mind-blowing criminality. From postage stamp heists to murdering wheelchair bound children, this "successful" family man was an unstoppable force of truly messed up behavior who somehow managed to escape his comeuppance for way too long. So join us as we open this 55-gallon barrel of insanity!

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley sift their way through sloppy reviews and even sloppier work sites as they try to sort out how a combination of broken treaties, clueless New York lawyers, KKK affiliated Danish polygamists combined to swallow up Six Grandfathers and crap out Mount Rushmore. 

In this week's episode, the boys avoid maiming and dismemberment yet again as we explore a few more of the movies that you've certainly heard of and the accompanying mishaps during filming that you probably haven't heard of. We also take some time to gush a little more about Jackie Chan.

In this week's episode, guest host/our producer Drew Bowlby joins us as we talk about some of the tragic events that get swept under the rug in our nation's theme parks, so please pull your restraints down tightly, keep all hands, arms, legs, and feet inside the car at all times, and don't forget to secure any loose items as Delete Everything Podcast launches you to adventure!

We finally stayed on task for an entire episode... maybe because we're talking about an OnlyFans model. 

In this week's episode, Riley finds out that he gets to eat the cookies that get left out for Santa and Patrick tries to find nice things to say about a young Thomas Edison. So grab a slice of fruitcake and sign yourself up for the naughty list as we get into the history of some of our "American" Christmas traditions.

We think this one is about the dos and don'ts of eating hot dogs and sausages, but who knows... it might just be 40 minutes of veiled threats against the president of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council.