Delete Everything Podcast

#45 The Bretton Woods Conference

In this week's episode, we make an attempt to appease a professor at a major university for that one time we back stabbed her in the middle of a huge bank heist. It was the last one, the one that was going to make us all rich so that we could finally get out of the game for good, and we stabbed her in the back... literally! Anyway, in order to make it all better we agreed to talk about the most boring topic on earth, but at least there are stories of topless Russian ballerinas, rich, drunken Chinese businessmen, and one singular man working himself into an early grave to ease the boredom.

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#44 Fruit Wars - Pt.2

In this weeks episode, Marcel Vizcarra joins the guys for the second part of Fruit Wars! Why does such sweet tasting fruit leave such a bad taste in our mouths? If fruit’s so good for our bodies, why do these stories about them hurt our souls? Bananas aren’t the only things that bruise easily this week, come find out what else in this horrific conclusion. 

#43 Fruit Wars - Pt.1

In this week's episode, guest host Marcel Vizcarra joins the fellas in looking at the effects of corporate colonialism via... delicious fruit? That’s right! Just when you thought that there couldn’t possibly be anything dark, vile, or insidious about your favorite dessert and breakfast foods, we show up to reveal their rather grim history. So sit back and let us ruin fruit for you. 

#42 Bonus Episode: Illegal Songs

In celebration of Patrick’s birthday, we have a calm, thoughtful, collected conversation about songs that were banned in the wake of the September 11th attacks and why the reasoning behind picking those specific songs all makes perfect sense. At no point are any 9/11 jokes made nor are there any impressions of any songs/artists with varying degrees of accuracy.

#41 Corporate Cults

In this week's episode, Riley and Patrick recreate their first ever episode, kind of.   If you’re a fan of shoving unhinged religious philosophies in your bum, racism toward blue people, and screaming your biggest insecurities at strangers while in your underwear in exchange for subpar orange chicken, then this episode is tailor made for you. After all, cults are more fun when there's also corporate synergy! 

#40 Weird Religions - Pt.1

In this week’s episode, we’re done celebrating Easter and now it’s time to get weird! So break out your E-meter and audit us raw, because we’re doing wacky crap like worshiping the now deceased Prince Philip as our messiah. Also, has anyone seen Shelly Miscavige? We’ve got a cool 9/11 electronica track we want to share with her. 

#39 Book Review: The Bible

In this week’s episode, Patrick and Riley risk eternal hellfire and damnation to discuss The Bible, its history, and what stories didn’t make the cut. Is it a book that should be read as factual historical nonfiction, or a list of parables and fables meant to teach bigger lessons on how to create a moral society? Be warned: Nothing will prepare you for the end of this episode. 

#38 Yasuke: Black Samurai - Pt.2

In this bonus midweek episode, we pick up on Yasuke’s progress within Japanese society and where he goes after the death of Oda Nobunaga. This episode’s got it all! It’s got zombie ninjas! It’s got potentially old Jewish Samurais! It’s got heads getting lopped off! It’s got a disappearing black guy! What are you waiting for?!

#37 Yasuke: Black Samurai - Pt.1

In this week's episode, Jevon Bartley is back to help us discuss another historical badass. A nameless African slave turned freed man who ultimately ended up promoted to samurai by one of the most powerful men in Japan's history. Do we know a lot about Japan's history or culture? Not particularly. Are we going to talk about it at length anyway, possibly getting multiple facts insensitively incorrect? Yup! Will we make black samurai penis jokes? Stay tuned to find out!