Delete Everything Podcast

#21 Bonus Episode: Hot Dog Rules

We think this one is about the dos and don'ts of eating hot dogs and sausages, but who knows... it might just be 40 minutes of veiled threats against the president of the National Hot Dog and Sausage Council.

#20 Wacky Disasters - Pt.2

In this week's episode, the guys discuss some more crazy disasters in history. So flick away your cigarettes, raise a warm pint of London porter, and try not to keep track of the body count on this one because it's pretty brutal.

#19 Boring Man/Crazy Life

In this week's episode, Riley discovers there's an impression that he can do better than Patrick, but Patrick is also hopped up on cold medicine so it may have all been a fever dream. Either way, it's time to eat some mushrooms, update your virus software, and be real sad and emotionless about everything as we discuss three pretty boring dudes and the wild lives they led both in and out of the public eye.

#18 Westward Expansion - Pt.3

In this week's episode, we shoot an expensive cow and hire a drunk, instigating translator to talk to the cow's owner. Also, the railroad is finally done, thanks to a lot of people who we definitely won't treat poorly in the immediate aftermath! It's the final chapter of our three-part series on American westward migration 

#17 The Mayflower Voyage

In this week's episode, we're borrowing sugar from our neighbor (whose name we can never quite get right) so that we can make a delicious pie and gather everyone around the table to tell a tale about a group of godly buckle fanatics who took an unconventional sailing trip 400 years ago.

#16 Westward Expansion - Pt.2

In this week's episode, the boys blaze a path further west, burning down native conversion schools and sharing a lovely meal with the Donner family as they make their way to Sutter's Mill, CA. Will they strike it rich, or will they live out their days as indentured servants? Find out in part two of our three-part series about American westward migration.

#15 Westward Expansion - Pt.1

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley are fording the Mississippi River and heading west. One of us will contract dysentery and one of us will catch a Sioux arrow in the chest. Find out who lives and who dies in this, part one of our three-part series about American westward migration.

#14 Pseudoscience Movements - Pt.1

In this week's episode, Patrick and Riley leave their underground bunker of healing crystals and aromatherapy diffusers to explore the pseudoscience movements of the past. So double check your moon cycles to see if it's safe to hop into this Faraday cage with us because the Orgone energy is about to be off the charts.

#13 Children's Horror

In this week's episode, submitted for your approval, guest host Brian Velez joins us to debate the fine line between regular horror and horror for children. Were any adults actually scared by the Child's Play movies? Is Stephen King actually a kids' novelist? The answers await you, right before your eyes and beyond your wildest dreams.

#12 Game Night Tragedies

In this week's episode, guest host J. Sheehan joins us as we get into some of the best cases of the worst behavior during family game night. So dust off your 20 sided die and roll for initiative because only one person gets to be the car in Monopoly.